Welcome to Virtual Visit, an entirely pointless project that lets you visit Simon & Lisa from the comfort of your smart phone, laptop, or (slightly creepily) with your VR helmet on.

Even in non-plague times it might be impractical to vist Simon & Lisa; some people live far away, worry about carbon miles, have no time, or just can't be bothered to go there in the real world. Yet others, having met Simon & Lisa, would rather dig their own eyes out with a spork than pop over.

You move around the virtual world the same way you would on a mushroom trip; by reaching out to the spinning blue cubes with your third eye / shakra / pineal gland / forefinger or mouse.

Pan around by rotating your phone or dragging your mouse/trackpad.

Sit back then, and commence your visit.